Saturday, June 03, 2006

World Cup Waffling

As is the case before every major tournament or competition, I will desperately try to pin the tail on the donkey. Or, as some might say, make predictions about the World Cup.

Group A
Host nation Germany, Ecuador, Costa Rica and Poland
-No way is Germany going to lose to any of these teams. Not with their fans in 90 percent of the seats and their fast cars parked outside. But forget all the talk about precision, beer and techno, let me explain some things. First of all, this group is kind of a joke. The Germans are clearly the best team in this group, with Michael Ballack and Miroslav "Come-A-Little-Bit" Klose(r) leading the way. The Germans take the top spot in the group, with the Polish fighting their way into second.

Group B
England, Sweden, Paraguay and Trinidad & Tobago
-The English will win this group, but not easily. I still think they are pretty darn good, with or without Wayne Rooney. They have great defenders, midfielders and goalkeeping, and with Michael Owen edging toward full fitness, they might be in better shape than people think. I like Sweden taking second, if only because they barely edge out Paraguay for "Hottest Women." England wins with seven points and Sweden gets in with five.

Group C
Argentina, Holland, Serbia & Montenegro and Ivory Coast
-Argentina wins this group simply because they are the most likely challenger to Brazil for the whole thing. Oh, and they don't play Holland until the 21st, meaning they'll have beaten Ivory Coast and squeaked by Serbia & Montenegro already. Holland shouldn't have trouble getting at least four points out of their games against Ivory Coast and Serbia & Montenegro. If they don't, they are in major trouble. Argentina beats Holland to win all three matches and the group. And Holland sneaks in with four points.

Group D
Portugal, Mexico, Iran and Angola
-Easily the worst group in the Cup, Portugal will win their first two matches against Iran and Angola, and then casually draw Mexico. That's how the Portuguese do it. Relaxed and kind of easily. Mexico should beat the other two teams as well. Iran and Angola should duke it out for that coveted third place spot. Portugal wins on goal differential, but Mexico gets through as well.

Group E
Here's the Jeff Greer Group of Holy Crap, These Teams Are All Good
Italy, United States, Czech Republic and Ghana
-Remember the '96 Summer Olympics? Thought you might. Remember who won the Under-21 gold medal in men's soccer? Didn't think you would. It was Ghana. Ten years later, they are ready to go on a new international stage. I think they will shock the Czechs. The USA beats Ghana and draws the other two. Italy beats Ghana and draws the other two. Ghana wins one, loses two. And the Czechs draw two and lose one. Ho hum. The business of predictions is ruthless. Italy wins the group on goal differential, and the USA hustles into second.

Group F
Here's the Jeff Greer Group of Could It Get Any Easier for Brazil?
Brazil, Japan, Croatia and Australia
-Remember the '98 Cup, when Brazil was in a group with Scotland, Morocco and Norway? It was so easy for them. They will win all three matches in this group. The other three teams will actually make a decent battle for second. I think Japan has the edge -- heck, they made it to the semifinals four years ago. The experience is there. Brazil wins the group easily, and Japan squeaks into second.

Group G
France, South Korea, Togo and Switzerland
-I don't know what to expect out of France. If Zidane returns to form and Thierry Henry actually scores in this World Cup, the glass of French Haterade I have on my desk might spill. Otherwise, I think they are overrated. They got an easy group, so they should go through with two lackluster draws and a win over Togo. France wins the group and South Korea edges out the Swiss, who chose to remain neutral and tie every game.

Group H
The Jeff Greer Group of Excuse Me, I Have to Go Lie Down until This is Over
Spain, Ukraine, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia
-There is no truth to the rumor that this group will have nap-time for 20 minutes of each game. Spain will coast through this group, and the Ukraine should get second.

OK, we have all the winners and runners-up. Tune in to my next post, where I will pick winners in every single Cup match, and then the elimination rounds and beyond. Huzzah!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Ask Sherwin Williams

As the Western Conference Finals start up tonight, be prepared to see a lot of paint. But, luckily, you won't have to ask Sherwin Williams for help. Tonight's paint will be blue, as in Dallas Mavericks' blue. And there won't be too many players occupying the nitty-gritty rectangle that hosts only the biggest and toughest ballers.

Dirk Nowitzki enters this series with a chance to do something he couldn't do against the Spurs. Off screens, defenders will probably be switch on him, which, against the Suns, means that Steve Nash or Leandro Barbosa will be guarding him off the pick-and-roll. This time, Nowitzki can post the smaller guards up, without worrying about a bona fide shot-blocker stepping into his path. Without Tim Duncan to worry about, Nowitzki will dominate this series.

Boris Diaw will be the key player for the Suns. Will he be able to get into the lane, rebound and score off that baby hook that he loves so much? He will probably face Nowitzki on both ends, so he will have some trouble getting his shot off over the taller defender. It will be fun to see the smaller lineups run and run and run. But I think Dallas has the capability to play both offense AND defense, something the Suns just don't do that well.

Key questions to ponder heading into tonight's game:

Will Nowitzki recognize his size advantage over the Suns, post up, and dominate the paint?

Can Boris Diaw and Tim Thomas guard Nowitzki AND be effective scorers on the other end?

Will the Suns tire out after two straight 7-game series?

How effective will Steve Nash be against younger and quicker guards with more stamina like Devin Harris and Jason Terry?

Can Terry continue to be effective with a better defender in Raja Bell guarding him all series?

This is going to be a great series. I think it will go six or seven games. I don't see the Suns keeping their flow all series, however, as they've played 14 games in a month. Fourteen games in high pressure intensity can wear on a team, especially a team that's played two Game Sevens and plays such a short rotation

So watch for some key matchups and make sure you let me know your thoughts on the series opener.

Phoenix at Dallas- Game One- Tonight at 8:30 ET in Dallas

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Musings from a Mile High

A recent poll on ESPN.com asks:

"If Albert Pujols hits 62 home runs this year, whose record will you recognize as the single-season home run record?"

The options are, obviously, the hypothetical 62 homers by Pujols, Barry Bonds' 73 dingers in 2001, Roger Maris' 61 shots in 1961 or Mark McGwire's 70 jacks in 1998.

I think I would choose the 62 by Pujols. And I think you should as well. Because Pujols would have done it without any black clouds hanging over his swings or any speculation that he is cheating.

Barry Bonds is a disgrace to Major League Baseball and the game of baseball. I have written before that I will not waste my time even discussing him, but I've come to a conclusion on how we should handle Bonds and his "records."

If Barry didn't cheat, then what's so tough about telling people he didn't? Why can't he make every effort to come clean? I don't care if he hates the media, the media needs to know because America needs to know. We want to know, Barry: Did you take steroids to increase your power and home run output? Yes or no. There isn't a third option that offers a choice of "unwillingly." You either took them or you didn't. Period. End of argument.

In the meantime, Barry has chosen to belittle the media and treat baseball fans like idiots. He thinks he can strut through another season with arrogance and not receive any retribution. But let's make things difficult.

I think every single pitcher in Major League Baseball should do the following:

-If no one is on and there is no danger of putting your team's chances of winning on the line, throw at Barry. Throw a fastball right at him. And keep throwing them in these situations.

-If there is one runner on, walk him. Don't pitch to the guy. Don't come close to giving the scoundrel a chance to swing for history.

-If the bases are loaded or a similar situation involving runners in scoring position presents itself, make the at bats as long as possible. Throw pickoff attempts, stall, bring out catchers and pitching coaches. Mock the game, because that is what Barry is doing. He doesn't deserve our respect.

In the meantime, I think Major League Baseball needs to push the fences in every ballpark back. It's time to change the game for the better. Make hitting a home run a respectable feat instead of a given for anyone more than 200 lbs. that can swing a bat.

And when Bonds comes up for Hall of Fame nomination, don't vote for him. Refuse to vote for the liar until he comes clean. If the court proves the man never cheated -- which I find highly unlikely -- then induct him. Otherwise, he doesn't deserve such an honor. If Pete Rose isn't allowed in, then Barry Bonds sure as hell shouldn't be allowed in the Hall.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

One Month Down, Five to Go

We are now officially into the second month of Major League Baseball's 2006 season. It's been an interesting campaign so far on numerous levels but, of course, where else could we possibly began other than with the surprises of the season?

Don't hold your breath, Detroit, but your Tigers have the second-best record in the American League. With some quality pitching and a nice record away from home, Detroit has formed a formidable opponent for the Chicago White Sox bid to repeat as division champs. I know, I know, tell you something you don't know. OK. I will. Magglio Ordonez and Ivan Rodriguez are topping the roster with a combined batting average of .316. But look deeper into stats than just batting averages and home runs, because these guys have walked just 12 times in 231 at-bats.

Look for Chris Shelton, Carlos Guillen, Curtis Granderson and Brandon Inge to really be the difference makers in this lineup. They are the ones who can take pitches, work counts and get on base for Mags and Pudge. If those four players can get on consistently, Detroit will stick around for a few more months, but if they fall off, the Tigers will need some help come July and August.

The Rockies are 20-13 and appear to be contenders for a weak NL West. Start with Cory Sullivan, Garrett Atkins and Brad Hawpe. These guys get on base, so with Matt Holliday swinging freely and Todd Helton back in the lineup, the Rockies have at least five guys that can get on and get in. They'd really like Clint Barmes' bat to come around, along with Luis Gonzalez, to complete the lineup.

Where the Rockies scare me is their pitching. Cook, Francis and Jennings have done reasonably well so far this season, considering their home field and the dark history behind Rockies' pitchers. I don't like how many hits Cook gives up and I certainly don't like the walks that Francis hands out. These guys need to limit the amount of men they put on base, because eventually, the opponents will start bringing those runners in. The Rockies can't overpower their opponents every night; it's really tough to win a lot of games that way. Don't trust the Rockies just yet.

I'm not gonna lie, the mid-week series in New York this week will set the tone for the rest of the season in the AL East. The Blue Jays will constantly stick around, but never crack the barrier between third and second place. I think the Red Sox made a powerful statement with their come-from-behind win at Fenway on May 1. But never count the Yankees out, you should know that by now. This week will be fun with great matchups:

Beckett-Johnson on Tuesday
Schilling-Mussina on Wednesday
Wakefield-Chacon on Thursday

How is that for a trio of good matchups? I'd say pretty great. Anyway, I think the Red Sox will take two of three. Even though it's in the Bronx, I like the Sox mojo early in the season. Call me biased, those are my two cents.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

One Giant Leap: A Hop Inside the Life of a Track Star, Student and Kid

Friday morning, 7:45 a.m. A tall, mustached student pushes two glass doors, exiting Sutherland Hall. His blue jeans meet gray New Balance sneakers and a multi-colored bracelet catches my eye.

The gray skies implied the imminence of rain, but Eric Jones can’t miss this recitation. It’s workshop day for his societies class and he expects some guidance for his final essay – a paper on the impact of demographic changes on the environment.

“It’s hard getting up for this class, man,” Eric said, smiling. “I don’t really have a solid routine for it. I just get up.”

Wesley W. Posvar Hall – the venue for Eric’s class – contains countless small conference rooms adjacent to department offices, lecture halls and computer kiosks. Eric enters his recitation’s room of choice – an airy, white-walled room with light gray chairs and a quietly waiting instructor named Marvin Corbett positioned to the left of the teacher’s desk.

Class starts and four students hardly fill the spacious room. Eric exposes his maroon binder, neat and organized, and begins taking notes.

His penciled words cross a blank white computer sheet. His leg shakes, jostling the silver-beaded necklace dangling over his gray University of Pittsburgh T-shirt.

“We are here today to discuss the essays due next week,” Corbett said, still seated in the off-white plastic chair off the left end of the massive instructor’s desk. “You can talk about rural Pennsylvania and land-clearing, which causes land alteration and the loss of air cleanliness.”

Eric pulls his chin off his folded fist and reaches for the air, extending into a classic I-just-woke-up kind of stretch. He slides back into a casual form and starts scribbling important notes that will assist him over the weekend when he writes his paper – after the meet, of course.

Eric Jones isn’t just a freshman. He’s a Monroeville, Pa., native, a product of Gateway High School. He’s a communications major. He’s a 6-foot-something chock full of athletic prowess. He’s a Division I triple jumper at the University of Pittsburgh, one of the best track programs in the Northeast.

“I really like it here, man,” Eric said. “I can’t believe I’m almost done with freshman year. This is the real world now. It’s crazy.”

He came to the University of Pittsburgh because his mom wanted him close to family. The national university is located just 20 minutes from his immediate family, right where his mom wants him.

“You can’t get much better than this, man,” Eric said. “Coach [Michelle] Tripon kept recruiting me even after I got hurt [in his senior year of high school]. So I can stay close to home, get a great education, solid coaching and be a part of a great program.”

The athlete in Eric wanted to compete at the highest level possible. The student in Eric wanted to study at a good school and get a quality degree. The kid in Eric wanted to test out real life.
So when he got to the University of Pittsburgh, Eric found himself experiencing – learning new things, meeting new people, reaching new heights as a track star.

“Can you believe there are only six corporations in the world that control the media?” Eric said. “I was just clueless about it all man – about college, the city, life – just clueless.”

We arrived at the bus stop on the corner of Bigelow and Fifth after recitation let out early. The campus shuttle rolled up and collected a handful of students as rain pelted the beige-colored sidewalk.

It was 8:33 a.m., and the day was just beginning for Eric Jones – the student, the athlete, the kid.

“Man, I have to go over to the [Fitzgerald] Field House and do a workout to warm up for tomorrow’s meet,” Eric said. “After that, I’m heading over to the tutoring center so I can plan out all my essays and work I’ve got to finish this weekend.”

We stepped off the bus after a short ride through North Oakland and onto the curb in front of Sutherland Hall, entered the dormitory and headed toward the laundry room. Eric pulls a gray T-shirt, a pair of shorts and some warm-up pants out of the dryer and drapes them over his shoulder.

“I guess I’ll get the rest later,” Eric said, explaining his reasoning behind leaving a machine full of clothes behind.

The elevator bell rings and a green arrow illuminates the black square next to the massive gray doors of the aluminum transporter. The lift stops at the 7th floor, opens its doors and we head out, down the hallway to Eric’s room.

White walls lead to Eric’s door. On his room’s industrial blue carpet lies nothing – clean and immaculate – just the way Eric likes it.

“I like having things in order,” Eric said, studying his walls lined with fitted caps from an assortment of teams. “I just want things to be neat and look nice, you know?”

I stepped out into the hallway and peered around the edge of his suitemates’ open door. The pair of soccer players sharing the suite with Eric and his roommate hold different beliefs toward cleanliness. Both beds covered in dirty clothes and the floor littered with trash, their room represents the polar opposite of Eric’s – unkempt and dirty.

“I just don’t understand how they live like that, man,” Eric said. “I always wonder if they live like that at home. There’s no way they do. No mom would ever put up with that, so I tell them to just keep things clean. Nobody likes a dirty suite.”

The hallway leading to the suite’s bathroom is covered by printed out copies of Eric’s suite philosophy:

“Yes – the bathroom was cleaned today. Keep it that way.”

But his suitemates don’t listen. Toilet paper wrappings and used tissues cover the tiled floor. Liquid soap left its mark on the side of the sink, traveling down the blue panel toward the floor. On the floor lay a single red cup, standing upright next to someone’s name written in ketchup on the burnt orange tile.

“I guess this is how some people live,” Eric said, trying to figure out his suitemates’ lifestyle. “This is college. This is what it’s all about – learning from other people and living with it.”
The student Eric closes the door to his room to don his practice outfit. He needs to get in some stretching and pre-meet exercise before he heads over to tutoring.

The athlete Eric emerges several minutes later, sporting a new gray University of Pittsburgh T-shirt and blue warm-up pants – the same outfit he pulled from the dryer. We exited Sutherland Hall and headed toward Fitzgerald Field House.

At 9:05 a.m., Eric Jones the track star began jogging as the deafening buzz of the air control unit overhead consumed the Field House air. He returned after four laps, sat on the blue carpet surrounding the glazed wooden volleyball floor and reached for his toes.

Over his shoulder, 16 Big East conference banners dangled from the rafters. Across the Field House a pair of golden Panther eyes peered out over the track. To Eric’s left were scores of empty seats ascending toward the cement walls separating the track from the volleyball court.
Eric rose from his seated stretching and headed toward the blue running surface while Jay-Z and Eminem’s “Renegade” blasted into the air from the weight room upstairs. He settled on a spot and finalized his stretches. Standing up, it was time to begin his workout.

He hopped from across my periphery on one leg for a quarter of the track. He stopped, shook it out, walked it off and headed back in the opposite direction on the other leg. His warming up today meant a more loosened body tomorrow.

“Coach [Tripon] told me to do something today so I’m ready for the meet,” Eric said, stressing the importance of his being loose for the Pitt track team’s trip to the Slippery Rock Invitational in Slippery Rock, Pa. “I always want to be ready to compete and perform.”

Athletes take pride in their abilities. Even at 18 years old, Eric understands the responsibility and expectations placed on a collegiate athlete. The university brought him here to compete and that’s just what he intended to do.

“Track is one of the hardest sports,” Eric said, explaining his situation from the athlete’s perspective. “There’s no team so it’s all on you. If you mess up or do badly, it’s your fault.”

The sound of the metal starting block slapping the track echoed off the walls of the Field House. Eric practiced starting off blocks, a new idea that Tripon thought would expand his range of motion and help prepare him for his main event – the triple jump.

“At first I was just like, ‘Man, I’m not a sprinter,’” Eric said. “But now I realize how much it helps my muscles stay loose and ready.”

The imaginary pop of the starting gun springs Eric into motion. His body rises slowly from a crouched position, head down and knees pumping, he explodes into a sprint. Maintaining a low center of gravity helps him develop his pace.

He goes back to warm-up exercises, extending high knees to his chest while balancing on the balls of his feet. While Nas raps from the weight room, Eric finishes his workout. In 20 hours, he will be on the bus headed to Slippery Rock University, ready to compete.

Saturday morning, 6:23 a.m. A white coach bus with green and purple zigzagging stripes down the side waits in front of the Field House for Pitt track and field athletes to arrive. One by one, the tired athletes climb aboard the coach in their Pitt track suits.

The bus ride is 72 minutes in full, broken in half by a stop in Cranberry for a team breakfast. Each athlete is given $30 to spend for the day – some for breakfast on the ride to the meet, some for dinner on the way back home.

Money in hand, Eric heads for a simple building behind the parking lot in which the bus remained. He turns the corner of the cement building and heads toward the entrance.

At the edge of the front parking lot, a sign rises out of the green grass, inviting customers to try a morning coffee. The purple and orange block letters contrast the white background of the sign that reads, “Dunkin’ Donuts.”

Fox News anchors report the daily news from televisions placed in every corner of the doughnut shop as a handful of track athletes wait in line. Eric orders a multigrain bagel with strawberry cream cheese then waits for his friend James to receive his food. Once collected, they head back to the bus – I wondered how they could do this all so early.

“Man, if you can do this for something, you really must love it,” Eric said, toting his Dunkin’ Donuts bag in his left hand. “If you love track or any sport you play, you can do it. It’s easy.”

The bus driver starts the engine and the chatter clamors to a heightened roar – the athletes, the kids, the students, have awakened. It’s another 36 minutes on the bus until Slippery Rock appears – enough time to slide back to sleep after eating.

As the bus reaches Slippery Rock’s campus, nobody sees the green lawns, the brick buildings, the empty parking lots or the football stadium off in the distance. They are all asleep. It’s 7:56 a.m., and the meet doesn’t start until 10. Track is a sport reliant on hurrying up and waiting.

The bus stops. The engine turns off. The kids still sleep. Dozens of athletes sporting red jackets, green sweatshirts, orange warm-up pants, black sweatpants, gold T-shirts and blue headbands sleepwalked through the gated entrance to the left of the stadium seating.

Athletes swarm the football field, sitting, stretching, sauntering, sprinting, sporting jackets ranging from Bethany College to Carnegie Mellon to Youngstown State. Others meander into the bleachers next to the track to relax as many of them will not compete for another six to eight hours.

Eric dons his grey Adidas sneakers and begins jogging. After four laps he stops, reaches for his toes and begins his pre-meet routine – he hasn’t smiled since Dunkin’ Donuts. On meet day, it’s all business.

It was a sunny day at N. Kerr Thompson Stadium in Slippery Rock, Pa. – a nice day to hop a personal-best triple jump distance and take first place in the Slippery Rock Invitational. For Eric, finding success wasn’t new.

He took first place at the Liberty Asics Collegiate Invitational. He finished second at the Raleigh Relays. He qualified for the Big East championships. He survived his first year of college and passed every class with flying colors. He learned the streets of Pittsburgh and the complexities of the world.

Eric Jones – the student, the teenager, the athlete – landed on his feet at the University of Pittsburgh.

Monday, April 10, 2006

The Rockies are 4-2?! They're playoff bound!

Okay, okay. The headline is ridiculous. Or as some might say, redonkulous. Who says that? Anyway, the first week of the Major League Baseball season is over and what do you know? The Rockies and Tigers are tied for first! Does it mean anything? Absolutely not.

The Yankees are off to one of their worst starts in team history at 2-4. They started 2-4 in 1998, only to win 114 games and the World Series that season. So Pinstripes' Faithful , don't worry, your club will be fine. Don't start calling for Joe Torre's head yet. Not this year.

In Boston, the fans are happy. Chowderheads everywhere are excited by their team's pizzazz on the road. And their pitching. But mostly the pizzazz. The new lineup seems to be working well so far. If Schilling and Beckett can both stay healthy, this team could be a serious threat to win the division and the World Series. If they don't, well, it might not be so easy. Jonathan Papelbon has been solid out of the 'pen, closing out three games. Foulke is done. Ladies and gentlemen, Jonathan Papelbon.

The Blue Jays are eagerly awaiting a healthy AJ Burnett. Cubs' fans are also eagerly awaiting a World Series. Neither of them will happen anytime soon. Have no fear, Canadian baseball fans, the Jays aren't bad. The Devil Rays actually possess some talent on that roster, so losing two of three to them at home isn't that bad. Or is it?

The Orioles are terrible.

Like I said, the Devil Rays aren't that bad. They've been slowly improving over the last few seasons. Remember that 12-game winning streak they had in 2004? There might've been more or fewer wins in that winning streak, but who's counting?

The Indians are scorching hot. Shocking! I told you! *Rattles fists* They are going to be so tough. They have a great rotation and, if CC Sabathia can come back and perform, they will be nasty. That lineup floats like a butterfly but stings like a bee. And when I say bee I mean Travis Hafner is amazing. What?

Detroit is off to a grand ol' start. Forty-two runs in six games? That's a lot, old boy, but it will slow down when they face good pitching. They have tooled on Kansas City and Texas to storm out to a 5-1 record. Kansas City. And Texas. The Royals. And the Rangers. Last year at Kaufmann Stadium, my brother and I chanted "Minor Leaguer" whenever the next Royal hitter came to the plate. Needless to say the Royals beat the Red Sox that night, 7-4.

AL Central powerhouse Kansas City is sitting pretty in third place. At 2-3. Soon they will be sitting pretty in last place. At 55-107.

The Chicago White Sox are off to a rough start. They haven't had the easiest schedule around, but you win with the cards you're given. They'll be back into the swing of winning soon enough. Their rotation is way too good to allow a major drop-off from last season.

And the Twins. Oh, the Twins.

Out West Oakland is doing well. They have the pitching to beat anyone. They have the youth to actually care about winning.

The Angels are off to a so-so start. Colon was rocked last night by the Yankees. But they can't be worried. It's April 10. If they are still .500 in August or September, then I will buy you some sweet TexMex. Yeah, TexMex.

The Seattle Mariners have played seven meaningless games. They have 155 left on their schedule.

Texas is off to a fantastic start at 2-5. Every game has been at home. I bet they can't wait to get out on the open road, kick back and lose 10 straight.

To the National League, or the Senior Circuit. Who calls it that?

The Mets are off to a good start. Four wins and a brawl. Pedro loves the high heat. Apparently Jose Guillen doesn't feel the same way. Oh well, Tommy Glavine pitched well last night. If he didn't have a glass arm, I might actually get excited. The Miracle Mets return? Try the Mediocre Mets Underachieve by July!

Atlanta -- a team often referred to as "Hotlanta" by yours truly -- has scored 53 runs in their first seven games. 53! How many have they allowed? 53. Hence, they are 3-4.

Washington is 2-4 and rearing to go. They look poised to dominate that third place spot in the NL East. Soriano looks great in left. But RFK looks like it should host the World Cup Final, not a baseball game. The outfield is bigger than my neighborhood.

Florida is one half-game ahead of Philly for fourth place. How long will that last? Probably until Wednesday. If they can't win when Dontrelle Willis takes the ball, then when can they win?

The answer is not often.

Philly is off to a rough start but that won't last. They have some quality talent on their team to at least keep them competitive into July and August. Wait, is this post from last year? Or the year before?

The Brew Crew is off to its best start in recent memory. 5-1! They have the staff to win games and a decent, young lineup to really brew some trouble. Awful joke. I hate myself. Watch these guys go at it, they can play with anyone.

The Cardinals showed America exactly how to lose a game last night when Jason Isringhausen walked the bases loaded, served up a meatball to Michael Barrett and then his teammates let him down on three straight plays. The result? The Heat King himself Scott Williamson gets the win for the Cubbies who are now 4-1.

The Cubs are 4-1. Their lineup looks pretty solid so far. The trick is staying healthy.

Cincinnati rolled out to a 4-2 start. But when your rotation features Aaron Harang and Dave Williams, you are probably in trouble. Or at least you will be at some point in the season.

Houston has rocketed out to a 4-2 start as well, without the Rocket. I am on fire today. Pun intended. It's only a matter of time before Preston Wilson flames out and the Astros realize their average age is like 38.5 years old. Number of fire, space and explosive references in a four-sentence blurb: 4. That's nice.

And the Pirates. Sitting at 1-6, they are ready to start their home season today against the Dodgers. I don't think this start is really telling of the team's potential. But it could be a daunting omen of what's to come. Stay tuned.

To the West, where San Francisco is wearing flowers in its proverbial hair. What does that mean? The Giants are eagerly awaiting Barry Bonds' first home run. I am, however, more eagerly awaiting the results of the Major League's investigation of the juiced-up slugger.

The Colorado Rockies are 4-2. Yeah, I said it. 4-2. Soon to be 70-92, but who's counting? It's nice to have some winning in Denver -- A real baseball city. Haha.

The Dodgers have started off in mediocre form. They are 3-3. The countdown until Nomar's season-ending injury has begun.

The Diamondbacks, America's Most Watched Team, are also 3-3. The D-Backs pitchers have only allowed 18 runs in those six games, good for first place in Team ERA in the Majors.

And finally, the Padres are in last. With a whopping 19 runs scored in their first five games, the bats are alive in San Diego! Jake Peavy was rocked last night. The Fathers will come around. Just wait. Just you wait.


So after a week of baseball, I am predicting a Rockies-Tigers World Series. Awesome. I am also projecting my victory in this week's Powerball. There's a reason nobody puts me in charge of anything.

See you soon folks.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hello, old friend

It's been over five days, or 101 hours and 33 minutes, since my last post. That is not cool, dude. So I am back. I have nothing of any particular quality to blab about...shocking, I know...but I will post some snipets of whatever's in my head.

-To steal the old Bill Reynolds saying, "There is no truth to the rumor" that this year's Final Four was even close to entertaining. No game closer than 15 points? C'mon. Oh, and p.s., the NCAA needs to fix their seeding. This year's bracket was awful. Some teams shouldn't have been 2-seeds, that means you, Tennessee, while others shouldn't have been stuck as 7-seeds, see: Georgetown. Oh well, you win the games they put you in.

-Opening Day of baseball was today. I don't find it as exciting as I did last year. I wish I knew why. Maybe because the Red Sox have a completely different lineup that I barely feel any connection to. Anyone have other reasons? Bueller?

I am out of ideas, or "idears" as John Kerry would say. Be back sometime soon I hope. Keep checking www.Pittnews.com for my stuff and some quality articles by starving students like myself.

See you.